The Good, The Bad and The Multiplex - Mark Kermode

I listen to the Kermode and Mayo podcast every week, and also follow the bequiffed one’s video blog, so it is impossible to read this without having his voice in my head. This is essentially an extended, structured rant about many of his hobbyhorses including such perennials as the imminent death of 3D, the importance of projectionists and why Sex and the City 2 is a vomitous piece of consumerist pornography.

If you don't know the bloke, this is a classic review to serve as an introduction: